Theater Schmeater is filled with holiday cheer -- and a little too much eggnog -- over its next late-night special: A Very Special Money & Run Winter Season Holiday Special. The theater's press release reveals this opening monologue from the Narrator: "Well, you guessed it, friends and neighbors. It's Christmastime and boy oh, boy do we love our Christmastime here in good old Cudrup County. Especially here at the Down N Out N In N Out Inn, where every year, society's disenfranchised and overtly franchised -- that's bums and hookers to you and me -- come together to lend a hand to one another and maybe, just maybe, feel like regular folk if only for one day out of the year. And if you think this is gonna be just a regular Christmas, well then you must be new..."