The Pan Show: In Pan We Trust

Warning: For Mature Audiences Only!

Everyone’s favorite horned god is back! When a ragtag coalition of nations decides to save America from itself, they recruit the only satyr capable of leading the charge. Will Pan succumb to the temptations of power? Will America regain her former glory? Will the Senate confirm the first panda to the Supreme Court? Step aside, elephants and donkeys – it’s the age of the goat!