2022 Law & Order: Nursery Rhyme Unit

Is there a bigger group of psychotics and sociopaths than nursery rhyme characters?  Read some nursery rhymes — you know it’s true!  That makes heinous crimes, such as the tragic case of Humpty Dumpty, quite difficult to solve.  Detective Green and the Punnish Sir (Yes, he’s always scrambling for egg puns!)  have been called in to investigate a crime scene where a Mister Humpty Dumpty has been found shattered and fowl play is suspected.  They have one hour to solve the crime — the same time frame as a typical Law and Order episode, minus commercials.  Can they do it?  The yolk’s on you if you think this hilarious tongue-in-cheek play is for young children.  There are so many puns and plot twists in this comic romp, even the playwrights were surprised by the ending!

We have 8 Different Performances. Fri 7pm, Sat 1pm & 7pm, and Sun 4pm. If you choose Reserved Seating ($15), your seats will be held for you at the performance. General Admission Tickets ($5) will be open seating. All Tickets are Will Call, just show up before your performance and we will seat you!

Covid-19 Policy: Please note that Eastside Theater Company adheres to the guidelines set by the State of Oregon and Oregon Health Authority. All performances through Friday, March 11th will require guests wear masks. The Mask Mandate will be lifted on Saturday, March 12th. Masks at that point will be optional but not required.