What the F**k?

TOSOS II in association with Emerging Artists Theatre and Out
Professionals presents WHAT THE F**K?, two campy & irreverent short plays by David Bell.

In F***k Off!, three ambitious waiters in a high-profile Theatre District restaurant plot against the celebrities that frequent the establishment.

Then in Starf***ers, three Sex and the City wannabes meet for lunch and networking at a trendy
Manhattan restaurant. When a hunky movie star is seated at a nearby table, the star-struck women see an opportunity to boost their sagging careers and scheme to get an introduction at any cost. The only thing standing in their way is a domineering gay waiter determined to protect the “important people” from these ravenous starfuckers. As the drinks flow and the salads fly, it?s every girl for herself.

–Wed, Sept. 4–9PM Benefit Performance for TOSOS II (hosted by Doric Wilson)
–Wed, Sept. 25–9PM Benefit Performance for Emerging Artists Theatre Company (hosted by Paul Adams)
–Closing night, Sept. 27, hosted by ROBIN BYRD–Legendary Host of The Robin Byrd Show–mix and mingle with Robin and the cast after the show!

There is a 2-drink minimum.