In Red Christmas , a disgraced former soldier from Hawaii and an aggravated ex-cop from Alaska hunt down a cold-blooded killer. The two form an unlikely bond as they navigate the treacherous waters of the American mainland. Along the way, they encounter an overzealous medical examiner bent on vigilante justice, an unintelligible sex-crazed secretary, and a gruff bartender with a secret passion for scrapbooking. Also, one of them is shopping for a Bing Crosby album. Three performances are at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on December 14, 21, and 28 at midnight; two are at The Producers Club on December 15 & 16 at 7:00pm.