None of the Above

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$19.00; $15.00 preview/students/seniors

About This Show

A highly-priced S.A.T. tutor (Clark) and his recalcitrant student (Jamie) banter like a couple of 1930s movie stars in a penthouse on the Upper East Side in None of the Above. In a society obsessed with numbers, the two’s relationship raises questions about entitlement, intelligence, the pressure to succeed, and the nature of risk. Trying to standardize human beings has never been such a good idea; the world of standardized testing offers a glimpse of what society values, what it means to be educated, and to what extent learning means conforming.

Preview performances have been added for Sunday 3/16 at 3:00 and 8:00 PM, and Tuesday 3/18 at 3:00 PM. There will be no performance Monday 3/17. Two Saturday matinees have been scheduled for 3/29 and 4/5 at 3:00 PM.

Show Details

Dates: Opening Night: March 19, 2003 Final Performance: April 5, 2003
Location: Ohio Theatre, New York City

66 Wooster St,

New York,


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