In Help! Help! I Know this Title is Long but Somebody's Trying to Kill Me, the performers of a vaudeville variety show have been murdered-except for Drew the Dramatic Fool! Unfortunately for him, the show must go on, or he's next. Drew attempts every act in the show, from juggling 36 balls to sawing a woman in half, in this comical examination of fears-fear of performing, fear of failure, and fear of death. When courage fails, the only answer is dramatic foolishness.