Madame: A Comeback From Abroad

Before there was Paris, Lindsay or Britney, there was Madame! The world’s most infamous diva is back in all her glory with a new man on her arm, Joe Kovacs, and the same biting wit that has made her a cultural icon. “Today to become a celebrity you need a million dollar stylist and a pricey publicist. In my day, all you needed was a cheap pair of knees pads and a wet tissue,” laments Madame.

Having never shied away from telling it like it is, Madame’s new show, A Comeback From Abroad promises “something new, something borrowed, and something oh-so-very blue. So leave the little ones at home or I guess you could crack the window and leave them in the car.”