The bloody feud between nuns and priests gets set aside in the face of a greater threat: Other churches! Everyone thinks the Bishop's illegitimate child can be used to their advantage, so the bastard's baptism becomes a war zone filled with forbidden love, strange addictions, May/December romance, schizophrenia, radical atheists and musical numbers. Come see the bullets fly in Ep. 3 of Penguins! Written by Scot Augustson, directed by Bret Fetzer.