Taylor and Zac are getting married! "This cold better f*cking not last right into the wedding." -Taylor, the bride "Listen to this! That crazy bitch asked me to say this speech on her wedding day!" - Paul, the best friend "I like this boy, but he likes boys. And boy, oh boy am I annoyed!" - Ashley, the maid of honor "Some guy will tie the knot with my friend. It's not the kind of thing where I can sing just any song. Though it took long, I wrote a silly, nothing epic song for them.." - Ryan, the gay roommate "I can't believe I'd take Ashley over Natalie Portman! This must really be love!" - Dave, the bride's brother "I'm getting married tomorrow." - Zac, the groom. "It hurts when I hold knives from the wrong end." - April, the "STEP" sister. Silly, Nothing, Epic! Written by Pamela Eberhardt and Will Collyer.