I Shock People By Showing Them My Breasts

Neal Medlyn, who a lot of people are getting very excited about and are
thusly forced to do all sorts of things to each other; who made out with
innumerable magazines in order that he might publicize a recent show; who is
hard at work on an R. Kelly musical with Kenny Mellman of Kiki and Herb; who
watched (who knew you could do this?) an entire day of judge programs on
telelvision yesterday; is hard at work producing ANOTHER all new program of
entertainment for you before you celebrate whatever holiday you celebrate.