Old Irish farmer Hugh Pugh is having a bubble bath; it’s his first wash in four years. His sudden interest in hygiene has been brought on by the upcoming visit of his estranged brother, but another visitor arrives mid-soak. Developer Rob McNulty is hoping to buy a field to convert to a golf course, but Hugh is far more interested in spinning yarns than signing contracts. Excruciating negotiations ensue, amid the suds and rubber duck, in this hilarious meeting of avarice and ambition.

The Quare Land stars Rufus Collins (The Royal Family, To Be or Not to Be) as Rob, and Peter Maloney (Outside Mulligar) as Hugh.