The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins

The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins is the story of poor Bartholomew. It seems he can’t respectfully doff his one measly little hat to King Derwin of Didd. Every time he tries, another disrespectfully appears in its place! 1…2…3…What impertinence! 93…94…95…What treachery! 241…242…243…Woe to Bartholomew – and his head – if this dilemma isn’t solved!