It's present-day San Francisco. There's these two guys, bosom pals. Both are attorneys--one is a Public Defender, the other's in private practice. Both are sharing (but only one at a time) the carnal delights of this lusty British businesswoman with a great London derriere. There's enough of a recipe for trouble right there. But now add a cop gone bad. And he's just the worst of station house of crooked police. There's a diamond big enough to choke a horse. Add a filthy rich cache of drug money swindled from the mob. And now the most vicious drug kingpin in the Pacific will want repayment in blood. Lie follows lie and triple-cross follows double-cross as a web of deception is spun ever more thickly. Can the two buddies and the bodacious babe they both love possibly come to any good end? Lust, greed, fists, guns, good guys, a really bad guy and a beautiful (and naughty) woman. You'll encounter them all as you sail with The Jolly Roger.