This is the world premiere of Rantoul and Die starring PAUL DILLON, CYNTHIA ETTINGER, RICH HUTCHMAN AND LISA ROTHSCHILLER. Written by CBS' Two and a Half Men Writer and Executive Producer Mark Roberts and directed by two-time Tony nominee Erin Quigley. In Mark Roberts' Rantoul and Die, A Romantic Comedy Wrapped in Razor Wire, Rallis and Debbie's marriage has reached its expiration date. In fact, it's soured and stuck to the bottom of the carton. She wants him to pack his stuff and hit the bricks, but he's clingin' to the past like a cat on a screen door. How far will a man go to hang on to his lady fair? It's a thin line between love and hate. A kiss and a punch. An ice cream cone and a beer bottle to the back of the head.