This World Premiere is a darkly satiric look at America's True #1 National Religion - Sports!
A Los Angeles Dodgers game is broadcast by a blithely detached announcer during the onset of nuclear winter. The Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan prefers to learn golf fully hooded and robed. All-American football great Conquistador O'Malley abandons the gridiron for the seductive, near-naked sport of springboard diving. The Jewish captain of the American Olympic field hockey team resists a TV producer's idea that she was inspired by an anti-Semite war hero. A sports commentator copes with gender transition. Hey, it could happen - and it actually does - in this delightfully quirky, surreal play.