The Cosmonaut’s Last Message to the Woman He Once Loved in the Former Soviet Union is Scottish playwright David Greig’s 1996 meditation on globalization, disconnection, and coincidence. This comedic drama features ambient ‘surround-sound’ music and real satellite image video projections and chronicles the spacecraft Harmony 114 and its inhabitants, two abandoned cosmonauts, orbiting above the intertwined lives of a disjointed Scottish couple, a Norwegian World Bank negotiator, a young Russian stripper, a French UFO researcher and a pregnant policewoman.