A Christmas Story

Ralphie wants one thing for Christmas: a Red Ryder, Carbine Action, 200-Shot, Range Model Air Rifle. Meanwhile The Old Man wins an unsightly major award, a tongue gets stuck to a pole, and the “mother of all words” is uttered. ‘Tis the season to relive the 1940’s All-American Christmas tale that’ll have everyone saying “you’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”