The Second Annual Christmas Crap-Array

Are you dreading the cloying, false cheer and tacky, cheap gifts that get passed around like a virus in December? Do you feel assaulted by the wall of green-and-red trinkets in your neighborhood drug-store? Are you a naughty boy or girl who is looking forward to a Christmas eve spanking from a burly, bearded guy? Then Christmas Crap-Array is the show for you!