Hook actor Dante Basco (Rufio) can't seem to escape the shadow of that one defining role.

Of course, that could be largely due to Rufio fanboys who won't let him go to a real audition. In this Funny or Die video, four (apparently) very very lost boys trick the actor into a dramatic performance of the iconic text:

"Hey! Stella! Quit being such a fart factory!"

Bangarang.