Alice wants her picture-perfect life back. Jennifer wants to know what offsides means, and why Karen hasn't been calling her back. Karen wants whatever she can get, from whoever she can get it from. Ronnie just wants to get some. Do these people have anything in common? Just one thing: 11-year-old daughters out on the soccer field, playing their little hearts out. But at this game, all the action's on the sidelines. Join Theater Schmeater for their brand-new late night production of Soccer Moms.