A man. A woman. Their cat. A dangerously unstable love triangle. Sylvie: An opportunistic young woman given to coat check pilfering and talk radio, thinks she knows how to take care of herself. Sven: Buff, well intentioned, with odd speech patterns, wants to father Sylvies children. Buttercup: Blonde tabby, performs passionate happy paws in Sylviess hair, and is in love with his couch. Gregory, a mysterious neighbor with a passion for ancient Chinese literature.