2021 Kate Robards – Can’t Afford To

The Marsh San Francisco, San Francisco

Fridays at 7:00pm

Saturdays at 5:00pm

Written and Performed by Kate Robards

Directed by Mayreen Monterubio

Run Time: 60 minutes

Comedian and storyteller Kate Robards CAN’T AFFORD TO. She grew up “broke,” married “rich,” and divorced faster than she could say tax bracket. From Walmart to Neiman’s and back again. Having tried the Cinderella in need of saving route, and failed, she attempts to find worthines and salvation in a stupid world through something other than money. But in our age of status and consumerism is that even possible? 

All patrons coming to the theater must be fully vaccinated and show proof of vaccination along with valid ID during check in before the performance. We require that patrons wear a face covering over their mouth and nose while inside the building at all times in both our San Francisco and Berkeley theaters.

For the safety of our patrons all staff members will remain in face coverings while inside the building. We have enchanted cleaning schedules and theaters are equipped with ventilation and air purifiers. 

We will have limited seating in all our theaters and limiting the number of patrons in restrooms before, during and after performances. 

Hand sanitizer is provided throughout the building. 

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– The Marsh Theater

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