If it's Christmas, it must be Nico! Scream Along with Billy returns to Joe's pub with an all new Christmas Fucktacular. Billy Hough on piano and heroin, and Susan Goldberg on bass and eye rolls bring their filthy blend of music and lunacy back to New York City for Jesus' birthday. Built around a suite of songs from Nico's 1967 album Chelsea Girl, and including other Holiday favorites by John Cale and Marianne Faithfull, this will be a Christmas show unlike anything your mother has ever seen. Punk legends the GarageDogs are back, featuring Billy's (hot straight) brothers Paul Hough on drums, and Matt Hough on guitar, to perform their hit "Christmas is Great." With new songs, written especially for this show, interpretive dance, and a special appearance by the Ghost of William S. Burroughs, this will be a Junky's Christmas for junkies and Jews, lesbians and lambs, and YOU fucker! One night only. Duh. No kids.