Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome to the world-famous Hollywood Magic Castle! Cortez, our resident beauty-obsessed star-diva, ceremoniously kills off his young assistants in tragic magic accidents. The spotlight, he claims, isn't big enough or bright enough for two. Dee and Donya — the shady, kiki'ing, quick-changing duet — think otherwise. They've had it with Cortez's shenanigans, and just as they're about to set their plan in motion, the beautiful young Max arrives, cheekbones and all. And he just might be the answer to everyone's prayers.