The Chapters of Ronald Pelican: Musings of a Man-Bird Recluse

In his lifetime, half-man half-pelican Ronald Pelican, F.M.B. (Flightless Man Bird), was an esteemed Navy Admiral in the mid to late 19th century. Upon his grave departure from the world of the living, due to the untimely sinking of his beloved ship, the S.S. Pinafore, Ronald was sentenced to Hell for all eternity on account of his father having been born a pelican. Now, and forevermore, the Man-Bird must entertain his ever-revolving audience from his place in the Eternal Hellfire.

From Monday through Thursday, Ronald will exhibit a new and different performance nightly; replete with dancing, singing, guessing games, short plays, poetry readings, psychic readings, magic, violent humility, inordinate suffering and comedy. Then, beginning on Friday at 9:00 pm, the window to Ronald’s antechamber will be opened for a complete 24 hours straight, during which Ronald will perform a one-hour show every three hours until the window closes once again, for an indefinite period of time, on Saturday, November 17th at 9:00 pm. Voyeurs may come and go to their liking, and bear witness to the antics of this bizarre hybrid-specimen, as he is forced to endlessly entertain, toiling in despair as he burns ad infinitum.