Sex, Drugs, Clinton & Me

In his forthcoming one-man show, Sex, Drugs, Clinton & Me, Mike Evans, 45, claims he repeatedly faked his way into White House employment. Evans says he first attached himself to Bill Clinton’s ’92 campaign in Little Rock, Ark. Later, after working in the White House mailroom, he says he stole a security pass to gain higher levels of clearance. He says he worked at one point for First Lady Hillary Clinton, despite having accidentally knocked over the wife of Secretary of Commerce Ron Brown. (Hillary Clinton’s current spokesman didn’t respond to an e-mail.)