With his fabulous parties, Mary Dugan (aka Joe Azzopardi) is the center of social life for gay Cedar Chips, New Jersey. Despite being the hostess with the mostess, Dugan hasn't had much luck with men. To quote Miss Mary, "I met Mr. Right a thousand times. I just never got his name." Now he has a crush on the hot guy next door--he lives next door to a funeral parlor. A chance encounter with his dreamboat throws him for a loop. What does he really want--his fantasy or the chance to know his hunky neighbor in real time? Miss Mary Dugan is presented as part of Fresh Fruit Festival 2009.