Frankenstein's monster? A pussycat. The Wolf Man? Just a lapdog. Dracula? Has no bite. The most terrifying being to return undead to walk among the living is the one, the only VON BACH! Baron Heinrich Von Bach was the nineteenth century scientific genius resurrected from the dead after he sought answers to the mysteries of death and the secrets of immortality. At least that's the story Hollywood told when they got ahold of the gothic romance novel written by Elsa Jaeger. Decade after decade, new films based on the bloody life and undeath of Von Bach keep churning out, until the present day, when screenwriter Minna McPheeters sets out to make the true story of Von Bach, one of love and loss, on film with Worldwide Studios. Suddenly, in the middle of production, the real Von Bach returns once more from the dead and, suffice it to say, he is not happy. Will any of the cast and crew survive? This Valentines Day, Love won't die, and neither will...VON BACH!