This year, the Knightsbridge Theatre celebrates Christmas in more ways than one. First, the holiday takes a shocking turn in The Eight: Reindeer Monologues by Jeff Goode, in which a new cast of actors portray the beloved reindeer each night, and each deer has his or her own story to tell about the allegations brought against Santa Claus: that he is a sex offender who engaged in illicit acts with certain members of his sleigh team. Then, the true meaning of Christmas reveals itself in hilarious mayhem in The Best Christmas Pageant Ever by Barbara Robinson when a family of tough kids crashes the local church auditions for the Christmas pageant, and ends up cast in the lead roles--despite their potty mouths and the objections of their pious peers. The Eight: Reindeer Monologues runs December 6-7, 13-14, 20-21 (Saturdays at 8 pm; Sundays at 6 pm). This show is not suitable for children. The Best Christmas Pageant Ever runs December 12-14, 19-21 (Fridays at 8 pm; Saturdays at 5 pm; Sundays at 3 pm).