The Acme Players bring hilarious sketch comedy to audiences with Acme, The Vampire Slayer. The all-new sketches include: Buddies A schoolboy develops a fast friendship with the frog he is about to dissect. Cool Hand Nuclear Family Traditional family values do have a place in a maximum security prison. Dear Alcohol A country music star sings a goodbye song to his greatest love: booze. We All Do It Sexually-candid conversations between women do have certain rules.