The Thingumywotsit

Four hapless men in one hopeless situation. Trapped in a shopping centre. With something from another world. Reports indicate that the incident started with a mysterious delivery to ‘Eezy Freeze’. Fragments of evidence remain, however CCTV reveals only a fraction of the horror experienced that cold, snowbound night at Hope Falls mall. What happened? What caused the mind bending stench in the main esplanade? Who left the dead dog in aisle nine? And why isn’t there any milk?"…to my left was his lifeless corpse and to my right was his shaved severed head, nestled in a bed of frozen petit pois…"