Who says women don't have balls? In April, Fresh Squeezed will partner with the stalwarts of late-night Chicago theater, The Neo-Futurists, to send you on a brazen date with some of the most prolific female writers this side of the Kennedy Expressway. For the first time in the company's 20-year history, the broads are going stag on the Biograph mainstage in an exclusively female presentation of Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind curated by ensemble members Kristie Vuocolo and Megan Mercier. This sassy troupe of Neo-Futurettes boasts nearly every woman who's graced the nether-clothesline region since the latter days of Reagan. Fellow Neo-Futurists, Sean Benjamin and Steve Mosqueda (of Drinking & Writing Brewery), will host a post-show round table, "Ladies In Your Face." So grab a drink from our bar and help us pick the brains of some Chicago's most talented female performers from the last two decades.