Shantz Theatre presents its Second Annual Holiday Show: No-EL, or How the BlagojeGrinch Stole Christmas! Sure it may take you forty-five minutes to get from Chicago to Lake on the Red Line, your stop on the Brown Line has been closed for months, and when can you honestly say that you've ever seen an actual Green Line train? Never fear, for Shantz Theatre has found the true culprit behind the CTA crisis! Shoddy planning? Inept management? Failure to invest in infrastructure? Um, yeah those too, but the real reason is that somebody with a certain haircut lost that holiday spirit - The BlagojeGrinch! Never fear for this holiday season is about more than standing in the cold waiting for a train that will never come. Santa and the Mrs. are on the outs, the Vick Brothers have a great idea to raise money for Virginia Tech, Grandma won't stop singing carols - and everyone is praying that Matt isn't their Secret Santa.