Don't Dress For Dinner is a high-speed farce that has more twists than a Swiss highway. Bernard generously sends his wife Jacqueline away for the weekend so he can do a little "gardening" with his mistress Suzanne - nice! He invites his oblivious best friend Robert over to provide the perfect alibi - smart! But Jackie's not going anywhere because she's having extra-curricular activity of her own with Robert - sweet! Then there's the "hired cook" who will serve more than just breakfast in bed. And don't forget the cook's hunk of a husband who smells something smoking and it ain't in the kitchen. See what happens as clothes and plans unravel, bodies and lies are spun, and everything gets turned upside down. Suggested rating R.