It's become a Valentine's Day tradition. Hundreds of people pour into Metropolis to hear two guys (one born on the South Side and one the North Shore) sharing their most outrageous stories about dates gone wrong; how to win over the female persuasion; the ultimate ensemble for a successful date, and more. The end result, an evening of hilarious and bizarre true stories from these two...uh...romantic fellas which have included Oprah Winfrey and their underwear, jail time in Southern Illinois, disco dancing, Star Wars conventions, late night tattoos and more. Whether you're celebrating Valentine's Day or lamenting the fact you don't have one, this is one show you want to see! Contains very strong adult language and content.