Canadians aren't nice and polite; we're passive aggressive a-holes who manage to keep a low profile because we spend half the year in hibernation. We can't pick a fight with "Big Brother to the South" because we spend more per capita on doughnuts and toques* than on our military. Enough is enough! It's time to speak our truth, and tell you what we really think a-boot the state of the world. Sorry, not sorry!
*Look it up.