Antony and Cleopatra
The title characters are colossal boors in Darko Tresnjak's ill-served production of Shakespeare's tragedy.
Csokas gives one of the most mannered performances in recent times as Antony, the Roman general so smitten with his monarch main squeeze that he neglects his warrior duties during any number of internecine Roman conflicts and, when he does resume them, fatefully prefers his inamorata's amateur advice to that of his more strategy-savvy colleagues. Emoting as if in a 19th-century melodrama -- or maybe as in out-takes from the Lord of the Rings trilogy in which he plays Celeborn -- the chiseled New Zealand-born actor further undermines his performance by speaking much of the poetry unintelligibly. A simple sentence like "Let's to supper" fell on ticket-buyer's ears as "Lessdoosuppa."
Surprisingly, Robins is only slightly better. She utters her lines with all consonants and vowels in their proper places, but the usually irresistible actress -- her blonde hair hidden under a flowing brunette wig -- is playing Cleopatra as a moody Queen whose behavior is nothing but a conglomeration of affectations. Certainly, Cleopatra is imperious, but she's also as taken with Antony as he is with her. Unfortunately, Robins' constant attitudinizing precludes all sense that her love of Antony is anything more than regal posing.
Even occasionally cradling one of the three children history claims Cleopatra had by Antony, Robins doesn't evidence much maternal affection. Though the infant is nowhere in sight when Cleopatra does her fatal ask-clasp, that does happen to be where Robins musters up a modicum of believability. By then, however, patrons may not have any lingering compassion for Cleopatra's death-throes passion.
Tresnjak -- who's transplanted the scenarios to the late 19th-century and twice includes a photographer to snap major events -- doesn't succeed much more notably with the other cast members, who often sit around the stage no more animated than figures on a hieroglyph. As Octavius Caesar, Jeffrey Carlson speaks his lines as if having trouble shifting from first to second gear on a jalopy, and he shares Csokas' diction problems. When the two play together, it's as if they've entered a Nonsense-Syllable Duel.
As Cleopatra's attendees Charmian and Iras, Christen Simon and Christine Corpuz, respectively, show few signs of life. Even the ubiquitous and reliable George Morfogen -- as both triumvirate leader Lepidus and an old soldier -- looks as if the general torpor has gotten to him. Only John Douglas Thompson as Enobarbus, delivering the gorgeous "barge she sat on" speech, gives the impression he knows what he's waxing poetic about; while in the relatively small role of Agrippa, Grant Goodman can be granted "Good man!" salutations.