The Kvetcher in the Wry
Jackie Hoffman returns to Joe's Pub, and The Kvetching Continues.
That Obie -- Best Actress for her trademark playing-of-several-roles in her good friend Amy Sedaris's hilarious The Book of Liz -- was neither Hoffman's first nor her last honor. The first was a Joseph Jefferson Award, Chicago's version of the Tony, which she won during her eight-year stint in the Windy City's famed Second City improv group. (That's where she and Sedaris first met.) Most recently, she picked up a 2003 Theatre World Award for her multiple roles in Hairspray. For those who've been out of the loop since July 2002, she plays three denizens of 1960s Baltimore in the smash hit: Penny Pingleton's aptly named mom Prudy, plus the high school gym teacher and a prison matron.
"Hairspray could well be my Broadway debut AND my swan song," says Hoffman, only half kidding. "It figures that the show that got me to Broadway would be based on a John Waters movie," the Queens native elaborates in her usual caustic, self-deprecating style. She'll be putting that style front and center in her new solo show, The Kvetching Continues, which may be seen at Joe's Pub on four consecutive Mondays starting tonight (January 19).
When Hoffman first came back from Chicago in '98, she started doing solo and/or variety shows of her own material at various venues around town, beginning with her acclaimed One Woman Shoe at Don't Tell Mama. "I was," she recalls, "that rarest of creatures: a Don't Tell Mama virgin." She's also created such holiday spectaculars as her recent Kosher Kristmas show, her Chanukkah Special (to benefit the Drama Dept.), and last season's Valentine's Day Massacre. "The only one I haven't done yet is a Passover Laughover," she remarks.
What's the genesis of Hoffman's comic genius? "My late father was damn funny and my mother's not only supportive, but she always says, 'If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have any material.' My mom's mantra is 'Don't give up the paycheck!' But comedy for me was also the only way not to get abused in high school." Just a tad over 5 feet tall and currently trim in her pink and brown striped form fitting wool dress and trendy beige Uggs -- "they're $100 knock-offs," she reports proudly -- Hoffman admits to having been a "short, fat kid with a rubber face. So comedy was always my strength, although I do remember singing to Sinatra's You Make Me Feel So Young when I was five. Which is pretty funny if you think about it.
Another good friend is Chelsea neighbor John (Lypsinka) Epperson: "It was John who got me into the gay world [a major fan base for Hoffman]. God bless. They should live and be well." Epperson brought her to the attention of Kevin Maloney, artistic director of the Tweed Company and the mastermind of those fabulous drag show versions of such famous properties as The Women, Stage Door, and Caged. Through Tweed, she's worked not only with Epperson but with Julie Halston and Charles Busch as well; Maloney's also responsible for getting Hoffman started on her holiday specials.
Hoffman is surprised to find herself in Hairspray. "Usually, they don't let me audition for ANYTHING," she kvetches. And who are "they?" "Everybody!" comes the instant retort. "I didn't even go out for Fiddler; they'd probably say I'm too Jewish. But Marc Shaiman knew me from various Tweed shows and The Book of Liz, and he said, 'Why not get Jackie?' So Bernie Telsey [the casting director] called me at home on a Sunday for the reading the next day. Now, I'm pretty good at cold readings -- it's all that Second City time -- and it was originally only, like, two words per part. But I remember [director] Jack O'Brien saying, 'Well, you hit the ground running!'"
She was also up for a part in Jackie Mason's ill-fated Laughing Room Only. "Oh yeah, I had to choose between Hairspray and Closing Room Only," she snipes, then adds cryptically: "My mind is my worst enemy. By the time Hairspray was actually coming to be, Bernie also offered me something Off-Broadway. So there was this other choice, Broadway paycheck or Off-Broadway paycheck, and I chose Broadway because that's the kind of actor I am. It's all about the craft with me!"
She's never been higher profile than she is now, thanks to Hairspray on stage and Kissing Jessica Stein on screen. Nor is Hoffman a stranger to TV, having made several appearances on Amy Sedaris's Strangers with Candy. "I'd love to do a network TV series," she says, "but the next-door neighbor à la Rhoda Morgenstern or Millie Helper doesn't exist anymore." She was recently featured on HBO's cult fave Curb Your Enthusiasm, albeit as a sight gag: She played the girlfriend of a blind pianist, who claimed to be a model.
"There's stuff about the hierarchy of celebrities visiting backstage, like when I pushed Tony Roberts aside to get to Siegfried and Roy -- particularly significant because I pushed aside a Jew to get to two Germans! There's stuff about the backstage toilets and stuff for my gay fans, especially a song I wrote called 'Gay Baby.' And there's a song about fame called 'Three Minutes on Broadway.' I don't want to give away too much, but Harvey [Fierstein] once called me the Gabby Hayes of the American Theater. You figure that one out.