A love-struck, ambitious, and just-this-side-of-crazy homeless man sets out to win his beloved's heart... but is his true love the USS Constellation, a 150 year-old sloop-of-war, or the feisty flesh and blood woman who rules his world? Set in Baltimore's Inner Harbor and full of local flavor, this comedy explores the unpredictable yet magnificent role an urban historical monument can play in our everyday lives. Suitable for audiences of all ages.