Famous mystery writer Lillian Seymour retreats to the New England countryside with her secretary in search of rest and relaxation. Upon their arrival they find a dead body in the closet...or did they? As they wonder if it was ever really there, a band of jewel thieves arrive on the scene and mayhem ensues as the hunt for diamonds, ever increasing dead bodies and the killer reaches a comic frenzy. Who will be the next victim? This door-slamming farce of deadly proportions is sure to be a favorite!