Aficionados, snobs, obnoxious college girls, and a disgruntled security guard scrutinize a modern art exhibit on its final day. Performed in actual museums throughout the Bay Area, 38 actors grace the "stage" prodding conceptual art as they observe three seemingly blank canvases and paper human figures hanging from a clothesline accompanied by a bowl of clothespins, which no one can seem to keep their hands off of.

Please note that this production is performed in various museums and galleries throughout the Bay Area. Please check times and locations carefully to ensure that you are attending the correct location.

We also encourage patrons to sit, stand and move around. We have a limited number of benches, but also provide stools and pillows for those who ask.