Close your eyes, take a deep breath, count to three… Now picture a no-holds-barred steel cage match between Mel Brooks, Bruce Lee, Monty Python & Axl Rose. Wait...What? Edward Nando is a lonely embalmer. Emily is his lost love (unfortunately, she's dead). But Ed has a special purpose... Enter a pistol-shootin' Texan madman, A groovy Russian scientist, And one bad-ass Dalai Lama. Oh, yes - all hell is about to break loose.