Taylor and Zac are getting married!
"This cold better f*cking not last right into the wedding." -Taylor, the bride
"Listen to this! That crazy bitch asked me to say this speech on her wedding day!" - Paul, the best friend
"I like this boy, but he likes boys. And boy, oh boy am I annoyed!" - Ashley, the maid of honor
"Some guy will tie the knot with my friend. It's not the kind of thing where I can sing just any song. Though it took long, I wrote a silly, nothing epic song for them.." - Ryan, the gay roommate
"I can't believe I'd take Ashley over Natalie Portman! This must really be love!" - Dave, the bride's brother
"I'm getting married tomorrow." - Zac, the groom.
"It hurts when I hold knives from the wrong end." - April, the "STEP" sister.
Silly, Nothing, Epic! Written by Pamela Eberhardt and Will Collyer.