Honor. Courage. Loyalty. GIANT F**CKING DOGS. In the shadows of the Scottish Highlands, there is a legend. A legend so terrifying as to make grown men soil their kilts. The legend of the Black Douglas Dogmen, and the terrible beasts they ride. What happens to a small castle when the legend comes to life? A tale to harrow the soul and set the funny bone on vibrate. Mastiphicus Meglodon.