Mild-mannered police officer Gene Bauer is having a really bad day. His job is to protect a priceless diamond... the same one he's apparently been hired to steal. He's met the love of his life, and attempted to kill her several times. His fellow policemen are hunting him, and he keeps getting knocked unconscious. And to top it all off... he has no idea that any of this is happening! A new-fangled, crazy-tuneful, slapstick-wacky musical comedy about a man forced to face the most dangerous nemesis imaginable: himself!