Written and Directed by Robert Honeywell
Composed by: Robert Honeywell, Whitney Gardner & Meighan Stoops
Featuring: Gyda Arber, Bryan Enk, Robert Honeywell, Michael O'Brien, Moira Stone

A tormented accountant who's hungry for money sings and dances her way through a day-in-the-life of 21st century New York City. Accosted by various hallucinations -- Anna Nicole Smith being chased by her dead billionaire husband, James Joyce and W. B. Yeats begging her to embrace art, a professor on a subway doing a striptease with the floor- to-ceiling pole -- she tries to maintain her sanity while fighting off the urge to "massage the numbers" at her day job. With perky song & dance numbers by Anna Nicole, Joyce, Yeats and a lusty, wheelchair-bound J. Howard Marshall.

SCHEDULE

Sat 6/10, 6:00-7:30pm
Sun 6/11, 3:30-5:00pm
Sun 6/18, 9:00-10:30pm
Fri 6/23, 8:30-10:00pm
Sun 6/25, 1:00-2:30pm
Fri 6/30, 10:00-11:30pm

EXTENDED RUN
Tuesday, July 4 at 6 PM

Friday, July 7 at 9 PM

Saturday, July 8 at 3 PM and 8 PM

Thursday, August 10 at 8:30 PM

Saturday, August 12 at 9 PM

Sunday, August 13 at 3 PM

Thursday, August 17 at 8:30 PM

Saturday, August 19 at 9 PM

Sunday, August 20 at 3 PM

Thursday, August 24 at 8:30 PM

Saturday, August 26 at 9 PM