What happens when divas collide? Find out in John Flynn's Dances With Pitchforks: Confessions of a Farm Boy. The year was 1998, when the internet was just starting out, and message boards and blogs were unheard of. Starring in Paper Mill Playhouse's production of Gypsy were Broadway legend Betty Buckley, pop star Deborah Gibson, and non-Equity nobody John Flynn as Farm Boy #5. And like any non-Equity Farm Boy with too much free time on his hands, John shares tales of rehearsal antics via e-mail. And from there on out - all Hell breaks loose! It is a story of dashed hopes, fragile egos, lost innocence, and grown women in cow costumes.