Dances With Pitchforks is written and performed by John Flynn. The year is 1998. Starring in Paper Mill's Playhouse production of Gypsy are Broadway legend Betty Buckley, pop star Deborah Gibson, and John Flynn as non-Equity Farm Boy #5. Like any non-Equity Farm Boy with too much free time on his hands, John shares tales of rehearsal goings-on via e-mail. And from there on out, all Hell breaks loose! It is a story of dashed hopes, fragile egos, lost innocence, and grown women in cow costumes.