In what could be described as the ultimate Dracula-meets-Monty-Python play, a young man named Clem travels to a mysterious Eastern European country to save his family's house from the clutches of their evil landlady. While there, he and his best friend Barney meet the menacing Count and his beautiful daughter Nina. Nina and Clem are smitten with one another, but Nina is strangely pale, doesn't like the sun, and certainly seems to enjoy biting Clem's neck. And then Clem discovers the Count's plans to take over America and turn everyone into blood slaves. The story unfolds as Clem tries to stop the evil count while preserving his relationship with Nina.